stories

May 20, 2010

It wasn’t the angels jostling around Ada’s hospital bed that worried her so much as their piercing red eyes. That and their dripping fangs.

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Jun 8, 2010

Kurt woke blearily, the ship pumping anticryogens into him. “It’s been ten years?” “Ah,” replied the ship. “I thought you said ten million.”

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Jun 11, 2010

“So we’re agreed. We attack Earth on July 11th.” Zorn Prime grinned. “With this World Cup of theirs they won’t even notice for two hours.”

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Jul 8, 2010

Each morning the scarecrows had crept nearer his window. He took oil and matches. They found him three days later, nailed roughly to a pole.

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Jul 21, 2010

“Have you ever been bitten by a member of the undead community?” Sam had to tick Yes. Somehow he didn’t think they’d let him give blood now.

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Aug 3, 2010

The painting’s eyes followed Jenny around the room. Squee, squelch, squee, squelch. She’d always hated these modern art installations.

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