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We failed to understand the “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” T-shirt stash that beamed aboard. These shirts say 100% cotton. Error. Error.

©2009 Joshua Gen Solondz

#DrGnome Backyard Daily News: Singer Blu J found dead at stone fountain. Banana peel determined COD. Fairy Janet understandably distraught.

©2009 AletheaKontis

The leprechauns were brilliant, invading on the one day of the year when we were too drunk to fight. Green beer was humanity’s downfall.

©2009 leebattersby

#DrGnome Day 17: Sgt. Owl, Backyard PD courtesy visit regarding encounter w/Blu J. Demo of Rabbitizing ray gun allays suspicion. Whew.

©2009 AletheaKontis

Officer Dooley, torn between sworn duty and Celtic heritage: sure he’s drunk and disorderly, but can he really arrest a Leprechaun today?

©2009 Grant Stone

#DrGnome Sgt. Owl inquires on whereabouts o’Lucky the Leprechaun. Pot o’gold discovered full of bananas, cottonballs, & single black button.

©2009 AletheaKontis

Pulling my leg away from the creature, I found the truth of the legend, I knew where he hid his prize. His bloody fangs were made of gold.

©2009 David Hill

4,000 light years to a crash in the bog. A lone survivor cries at night for what is lost, looks for someone, and waits. Call her Banshee.

©2009 RJ Eskow