stories

Apr 12, 2009

As Jesus emerged from his tomb, he greeted the time tourists warmly. Sally jabbed her brother in the ribs. “See? I told you.”

Adam Heine @adamheine

Aug 17, 2009

“You ungrateful little... Why I have more power in m-” said the warlock, before his daughter banished him forever.

Adam Heine @adamheine

Oct 30, 2009

Mossimo lived in torment more than any other vampire. Bloodlust could be sated. His lust for garlic could not.

Adam Heine @adamheine

Nov 3, 2009

The trail of irradiated banana peels led off-base, to the desert. The guard house was smashed. Damn, I thought, I’m gonna need a bigger gun.

Adam Heine @adamheine

Nov 28, 2009

Jack’s cryo-capsule opened. A robot cleaned piles of skulls outside. The clocks on the other capsules flashed 12:00. “Dammit. We slept in.”

Adam Heine @adamheine

Dec 4, 2009

“I see. Then would these also be considered ‘jokes’?” “No...” I told the android, “those are chicken nuggets.”

Adam Heine @adamheine